therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
you know you're not getting laid when you start breaking awkward silences with quotes from Robot Chicken
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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