Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
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it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
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This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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