wat bout pragnant strippers??
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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