he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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