Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
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he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
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Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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