He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
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We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
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God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
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