if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
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Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
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cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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