Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
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Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
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