i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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