we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
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