dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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