I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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