It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
Randomize
