I feel like abortions should bother me more
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
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I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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