I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
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our landlord thinks we're weird & alcoholics. he came in to fix our broken tub and saw the laundry door on our table for beer pong, the garbage bag full of empty fifths, and that one armed baby on the doorstep. plus he saw us swimming and yargging in our pirate pool that one time.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
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Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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