Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
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