I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
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