The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
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Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
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Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
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