I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
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Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
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Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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