so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
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she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
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Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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