smell my finger.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
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