if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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