i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
and she was petting her beer can
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
I want to fling myself into the sun
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
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