I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???