When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
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i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
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Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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