I could make wine with my vomit
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
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