JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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