Don't you send me to vm
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
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