I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
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