Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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