i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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