you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
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