i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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