ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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