I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
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Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
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have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
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