Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
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