k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
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