I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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