We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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