I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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