I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Randomize
