I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
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