Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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