There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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