bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
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