i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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