I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
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He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
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Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
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