with your own penis?
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
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