so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
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