one might say we're banned from that church
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
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