This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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