That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
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