she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
The struggles of a small town man whore
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
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