we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
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